Tuesday, September 29, 2009

Longest. Church. Activity. Ever. (or that's how it felt)

(This particular activity was actually a couple of weeks ago, but I forgot to post this...)

For the past few Sundays, they've been announcing in our little branch of the church here that they were planning to have an activity to teach the Americans (me and Susan) how to make bahnitsa and moussaka. Bahnitsa is a traditional Bulgarian pastry, usually filled with sirene (see-ray-nay), a soft, white Bulgarian cheese. We actually like it better with apples or something, but the cheese is yummy, too. Moussaka is found in lots of countries round about here, more or less a casserole-type dish, made with lots of veggies and ground meat. Anyway, as much as I like food, the planned 4+ hour activity didn't sound fun at all to me. The women were supposed to show up at 1pm, and the men not until 5pm, at which time we would all enjoy the fruits of our labors and then have a sort of devotional and clean the building. Sigh.
And I do, overall, enjoy going to and supporting church activities. I think it's important to be supportive and it's a great way to get to know each other and help build up/strengthen each other, etc. But this one...oh man. I was dreading it all week. What got to me was that naptime for the twins AND me is from about 2-4, and this meant NO NAP for Fiona. And I find them very important. Also, four hours with a bunch of women who are VERY nice, but speak almost no English sounded very, very, very long.
Anyway, blah blah blah... I went because I didn't want to let them down and they were being so sweet doing this for us. Susan showed up for about 45 mins because she had a prior singing engagement, and then it was just me. Oh boy, those were the longest 4 hours...Then the others showed up and we ate, etc. and didn't get home till 8pm. That's SEVEN hours. Long, long time. And having several opinionated women all trying to direct you in Bulgarian at the same time in spreading cheese filling or chopping cucumbers (tasks I am fairly competent at, or so I thought) can really make ya antsy...
BUT, I did learn how to make moussaka, and my bahnitsa turned out quite superbly. And I zipped over to the grocery store with a couple of the women to buy a few more ingredients and the grocery boy flirted with me, which is rather strange and especially unexpected when you're pregnant. AND I successfully peeled many, many potatoes with a huge, serrated bread knife. Something I've never tried before because of the ritzy potato peeler we have. With NO blood, woohoo! Though, speaking of blood, Nuala, in her usual enthusiastic and klutzy way, ended up busting her lip on the table and screaming bloody murder. And THEN one of the old Bulgarian women, the one who kept talking to me a TON in Bulgarian and waiting for a response the whole 4 hours we were working on the meal (like the 3rd or 4th or 11th time I would have magically learned Bulgarian ;) got stuck in the bathroom and we all were trying to bust her out and finally a short, fat little grandma grabbed the handle and with inhuman strength wrenched the door open. It was great. See what I woulda missed out on if I had ditched? And even though our conversations were limited, it was nice feeling the shared spirit with the sweet and bossy Bulgarian women who share our faith.
So, I'm glad I went. Even though I smelled like moussaka clear down to my undies and had to change and shower immediately because my stomach decided it couldn't take it anymore. But still, glad.

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Great story. You're a real trooper! 7 hours is long even when you understand what everyone is saying!

Greg

P.S. Megan LOVES mousaka! The family she nannied for used to make it.

Rochelle said...

hahahahaha! My sympathies really...chuckle chuckle...OK...so now you have to tell us how to make the bahnitsa and moussaka. I've never heard of bahnitsa but I have heard the word moussaka but don't know what it is. I learned to make Dulce de Leche which I posted on Serendipity. mmmmmmmmmmm ok back to laughing now..........haaaahahahahahahaaa...
really you are sooooo funny!

heidi and Doug said...

hahahahahahhah poor you and poor nuala and POOR lady who got stuck in the bathroom LOL hahahahh i just cant stop laughing LOL

Sara said...

Oy. That would about try my patience too.

Although, I do love moussaka. I make a Greek version with eggplant that is so yummy!

Megan and Greg said...

Oh man, I would have gone INSANE. And if someone told me how to chop a cucumber? Grr! I would be upset. Congrats on the girl. Atleast you know how to make new food right? I would have loved to see that old woman, too.

Carolyn said...

What an experience. I need to learn to make more dishes. I hardly ever cook since it is just me.

Tara said...

Lol, definitely the longest church activity I've ever heard of. Poor Nuala, although I'm guessing she handles blood a little better than her mother...nice of the Bulgarian women to be so eager to teach you though!

Rob and Erin said...

You are so funny! and patient! and good sporty, when you want to be ;p I do think the oral version was a little more entertaining, hee hee. That's so nice of those sweet ladies to teach you to make yummy food. You'll have to teach us in Texas in a couple of mos.

David said...

THIS IS MOM ...
That was great Fiona! You made Dad & me laugh too heeheehee. I could just imagine it all ... sort of. Of course you had to go, or 50% of their class'd've been missing... well, actually 100% after the first 45 minutes :( That'd be sad. You are a good girl ... I "larnt" you well ... and, see, you DID learn something ... it'll be great when you come in December, Jan, Feb, Mar, (!) ... you can be in charge of cooking those wonderful things :)
Love, Mom (Dad too)
p.s. poor Nuala, hope her lip healed fast!